Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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