your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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