your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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