I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
