I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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