Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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