Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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