Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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