We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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