Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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