I wannas sexs uuuuu
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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