she was so not down for the gang bang
You smell like stripper and shame
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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