I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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