I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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