Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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