I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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