think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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