Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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