i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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