woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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