He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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