I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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