Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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