Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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