Where did you get a picture of my penis
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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