I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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