is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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