well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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