I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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