I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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