so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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