boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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