i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
