and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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