Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
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it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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