At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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