Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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