i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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