well most of my day revolves around power hour
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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