I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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