i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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