Sacagawea was the original milf.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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