I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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