So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
This girl is more easily done than said...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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