OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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