When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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