The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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