Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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