did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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