best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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